What The Wife Knows

He thought he was a mastermind at juggling two women. He never considered they might team up.

Nolan Lorenzo thinks he's the smartest man in the room. Juggling a devoted wife, Ruby, and a glamorous girlfriend, Genie, takes a logistical genius, and Nolan is confident he has it down to an absolute science. From burner phones taped under car seats to perfectly timed fake corporate trips to Rockford, his double life has run flawlessly for fourteen months.

But when Ruby stumbles upon his hidden phone, she doesn't cry or throw him out. Instead, she tracks down his mistress-and they become best friends.

For months, Ruby and Genie execute a flawless, hilarious campaign of psychological warfare. From suspiciously identical inside jokes about one-legged pigeons to overlapping vegan-diet torture, they systematically push the arrogant Nolan to the brink of a paranoid breakdown. By the time Nolan decides to leave his wife and make things "real" with his girlfriend at a four-hundred-dollar-a-plate restaurant, the trap is already set.

What The Wife Knows is a sharp, laugh-out-loud short story of betrayal, brilliant gaslighting, and the ultimate revenge. Perfect for readers who love seeing an arrogant cheater get exactly what he deserves, right down to the last penny.