Theo Crank and the Case of the Missing Planet

What happens when a planet disappears... and nobody can explain why?

Private investigator Theo Crank is used to odd cases-missing spouses, suspicious neighbors, and the occasional runaway pet. But when a secretive client walks into his office with an impossible problem, Theo finds himself facing the strangest mystery of his career:

A planet has gone missing.

Not destroyed.
Not hidden.
Not moved by any known force.

Simply... gone.

As Theo follows the trail from rain-soaked Chicago streets to eerie rural fields in Indiana, he uncovers a terrifying truth: the missing planet may not be lost at all-it may have been filed away.

Soon Theo encounters impossible distortions, men who leave no footprints, fields that seem to watch back, and a vast hidden system where reality itself is catalogued, reorganized, and stored on endless shelves.

Armed with nothing but his wit, stubborn curiosity, and a talent for surviving very bad decisions, Theo must solve a cosmic mystery before the universe is reordered beyond recognition.

Sci-fi meets comedy in this wildly entertaining cosmic detective adventure filled with mystery, sharp humor, and mind-bending twists.

Perfect for readers who love:

• Funny science fiction
• Detective mysteries with eccentric heroes
• Cosmic conspiracies
• Fast-paced, witty adventures

The universe is missing something.
Theo Crank intends to find it.