Of Course a Scorpio Said That

Of Course a Scorpio Said That

101 Truths About the Most Intense Sign in the Zodiac

Scorpio doesn't do small talk. Scorpio does eye contact that lasts a little too long, remembers things everyone else has forgotten, and takes loyalty more seriously than most people take their promises.

If you know a Scorpio, you know there's always more going on beneath the surface. They read a room before saying a word, notice what others miss, and rarely reveal everything they're thinking. And just when you think you've figured them out, they prove you haven't.

Of Course a Scorpio Said That captures all of it in 101 sharp, funny, and surprisingly relatable truths about the way Scorpio moves through everyday life. From friendships and relationships to work, family, and the little moments that reveal their unmistakable personality, every page offers a familiar observation with a perfectly timed punchline.

What's Inside:

• 101 witty truths across 23 relatable categories, covering Scorpio at work, on a first date, raising kids, in the group chat, at home, and more.

• Dry, clever, razor-sharp humor that celebrates Scorpio's quirks without turning them into clichés.

• Short, punchy observations that make Scorpios laugh at themselves and everyone around them nod in recognition.

• The Scorpio Code, a closing page that captures the sign in four defining truths.

• A compact, giftable format that's easy to pick up, enjoy, and share.

Perfect For:

• The Scorpio who already knows they're right about most things.

• Friends, partners, and family members who know a Scorpio a little too well.

• Anyone looking for a funny, thoughtful Scorpio birthday or Christmas gift.

• Astrology lovers who enjoy personality humor more than predictions.

• Anyone who's ever said, "That's such a Scorpio thing to do."

Whether you're a Scorpio yourself or shopping for one who's impossible to surprise, this little book delivers 101 moments of recognition, laughter, and the occasional uncomfortable truth.

Part of The Zodiac Gift Collection by Luna North - a collection of 12 books celebrating the unmistakable personality of every zodiac sign.