Craig Suffers' Health

Craig Suffers' Health is the world's first health book powered by sarcasm, cholesterol delivery vans, cosmic nonsense, and a forensic pie investigation.

If you're tired of detox cults, influencer pseudoscience, omega‑6 sabotage, and wellness marketing that should be illegal, this book is your antidote. Craig dismantles modern health myths with brutal honesty, actual biology, and the kind of humour that makes you wonder if he's okay.

Inside you'll discover:

• why cholesterol isn't the villain you've been sold

• how LDL becomes an idiot in a stolen car

• why omega‑6 is quietly committing crimes in your bloodstream

• how insulin, stress, and inflammation team up to ruin your day

• why Craig's cholesterol is 4.2 while his entire family collects statins

• and how a pie - yes, an actual pie - explains fats better than any nutrition guru

This isn't a diet book. It's not a wellness guide. It's not a motivational journey.

It's a chaotic, scientifically accurate, laugh‑out‑loud breakdown of how the human body actually works... written by a man eating pie and calling it research.

Digest this book at your own risk.