Amityville House of Pancakes 3

Welcome back to the ultimate diner of the absurd! Serving up three brand-new novellas of greasy, happy genre-twisting goodness, Amityville House of Pancakes, Vol. 3 features sci-fi and supernatural comedy from Gary K. Wolf, Jehane Baptiste, K.M. Praschak, and Paul Kane. You don't have to be dead to eat here... but it helps.

Pull up a stool and prepare for another massive helping of hot-buttered weirdness! Returning to the glorious, boundary-pushing spirit of the prehistoric Web 1.0 webzine that started it all, Amityville House of Pancakes Omnibus, Vol. 3 delivers three oversized portions of absurd, hilarious genre fiction.

This year's menu features three distinct novellas guaranteed to make milk come out of your nose (which is a sign of laughter, not necessarily demonic possession):

• The UnHardy Boys in Outer Space by Gary K. Wolf (Who Censored Roger Rabbit?) and Jehane Baptiste, launches a pulpy, inventive sci-fi ride following a run-down priest and a science fiction author marooned on the space station ISS Alpha VI.
• Paragon by K.M. Praschak serves up a sprawling space opera with a distinct twist of camp, crossing generations and millennia in a battle for the fate of the universe.
• Dalton Quayle and the Tomb of King Tuti Frutti by Paul Kane wraps things up with a dense, pun-heavy, supernatural groan-fest plumbed straight from the roots of classic mummy horror.

If you like your speculative fiction served with a side of utter ridiculousness, the diner doors are wide open. Dive into Volume 3-just watch out for the curses!